Squidward 

What an erect penis looks like from a womans view when laying her head on his stomach.

Looking at his penis it reminded me of Squidward

Squidward by krissi d December 8, 2009

Squidward 

Someone who always is upset or grumpy, always wears dress clothes tie and yes the tie clip, and lastly hates EVEYTHING!

Hey Squidward have you finished those errands yet?

Squidward by Writer of none December 21, 2016

Squidward 

Someone who is so negative and in constant state of distent. Those whom have joy when bad things happen to others

My wife is such a goddamn squidward...

Squidward by Gdiesel June 30, 2018

SQUIDWARD 

SQUIDWARD (has to be in all caps) means a really annoying and troublesome person. Has tentacles and uses then for unusual purposes 😏. has no emotion and talks like their constipated all the time. Also is gay. (as seen in the picture below⬇️ Or above ⬆️ Idk)

holy shit SQUIDWARD! stop singing that trash song!

Why doesn't SQUIDWARD just stop harassing people

SQUIDWARD by Rayjeem December 7, 2018

Squidward 

Smacking a girl with your dick and balls simultaneously, leaving behind a squidward shaped imprint.

Scoring system for imprints;
Ball imprint only: 2 points
Penis imprint only: 1 point
Squidward imprint: 10 points

“I laid down the squidward on her hardcore”

Squidward by Daddysaur April 16, 2019

Squidward 

The sexiest mother fucker around.

you: hey squidward
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???

Squidward by french fry dick September 6, 2019

Squidward 

When a man walks up behind a woman that is laying down, and lays out his balls covering her eyes with the penis over her nose and mouth. Causing the woman to appear like squidward, while creating a muffled speech and jostling the cock when she begins yelling.

She passed out on the couch so I snuck up behind her and woke her up with a squidward.

Squidward by Chill_hill5 March 26, 2020