Easy Squeezee Hee Hee

A man walking like he has a dildo or stick up his ass. His walking gait looks like he is squeezing his ass cheeks together to hold it in, but is oblivious that others notice. He may also may involuntarily squeak "hee hee" in enjoyment as he walks.

Dude, check out that Easy Squeezee Hee Hee! I bet if he sneezed he would let loose a minivan filled with RuPaul"s next top model!

by Bob Bonzai May 4, 2018

Cum squeegee

Cum squeegee is when she gets every last drop of seman off of your body till it's clean

Man she was a cum squeegee. There was no trace of it anywhere

by Bills rv service August 7, 2019

scrotum squeegee

Used to describe someone that has reached the level of dick headedness that it's incomprehensible.

Tom you're a scrotum squeegee

by Jaru Salem January 17, 2021

Mr Squeegee

Badboyhalo’s pet salmon. Please do not let Wilbur Soot near Mr Squeegee

BBH: “Hey Wilbur! This is Mr Squeegee!”
Wilbur: “Damn…” *lipbites*

by Krityon June 11, 2021

Sausalito Squeegee

Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.

No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.

by Charles Dick in a Box March 25, 2009

chocolate squeegee

The act of squirting diarrhea while one is in the shower, then pushing the feces toward the drain with one's foot.

Jake: Aaron had to do a chocolate squeegee on Woodrow's shit this morning.
Alex: That's awesome, but why are Aaron and Woodrow showering together?

by Flannel Jake January 16, 2011

Squeegee Sex

Squeegee Sex happens while having sex in the missionary position. Nano-seconds before ejaculation, the male, punches the female in the stomach causing her to flinch and contract uncontrollably, creating the tightest vagina known to man. See also “Donkey Punch.”

"Dude, Last night I squeegee sexed Renae!

"NICE, How was it?"

"TIGHT! Any tighter and I think it would have ripped my cock off!"

by Toto106 April 9, 2010