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squeaky rubber

1. a previously used condom still containing residual juices.

2. a condom with questionable structual integrity
"Man, you should've seen this hot bitch. I only bought her two drinks, then I banged her with a squeaky rubber."

"I used a squeaky rubber. I hope she doesn't get prego."
by Ben "The Body" May 2, 2006
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Squeaker

A kid that hasn't reached puberty yet, This child is most likely under twelve (12). This child swears a lot because (most likely) he thinks it makes him cool. Squeakers normally have a very short temper and they either put the microphone too close to their mouth or they just scream their little heads off when something doesn't go their way. Some Squeakers will talk about sex a little bit too much (meaning a lot).
Squeaker That Doesn't Get His Way: *Screaming* YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT! HACKER! MY DAD WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT SO HE WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I WILL FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU FAGGOT!
by GodzillaHitler October 7, 2014
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squeak

A sound I hear repeatedly every night from my parents bedroom.
*squeak squeak squeak* ...

What are they doing in there?
by Confused March 5, 2004
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squeasel

a small woodland mammal used in a Vietnamese dish. Made famous by Anthony Bourdain in "No Reservations." May also be referred to as "porcupine."
"What's that?"

"Uhhh... squeasel!"
by squeasel_eater August 26, 2007
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Squaksquakuaa

A male co-worker who is obssesed with male reproductive organs and constantly having them in or around their mouth
Hey Squaksquakuaa when your done slobbing on them knobs get over here and do some work.
by Non Squaksquakuaa May 25, 2012
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squeaky wheel gets the worm

One who complains the most typically gets the better deal.
He complains so much they are going to going to give him a raise, because the squeaky wheel gets the worm.
by Shamrock619 August 16, 2016
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Squeaky Greg

A Squeaky Greg is a sexual/fetish act involving Reddi-wip brand aerosol propelled whipped cream canisters.

According to fetish/sexual deviancy experts Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy from the podcast MBMBAM, this act involves inserting the nozzle of the whipped cream canister into the anus of your consenting sexual partner and emptying the entirety of its contents into his or her rectal cavity.
This act is supposedly banned in all US States except for Delaware, most likely due to the likelihood of physical harm caused by the nitrous oxide propellant. The status of its legalities in other countries is currently not recorded.
"I want to whisk you away to Delaware, to see the trees and get some cider, you're going to love it. Make sure to pack some cans of Reddi-wip so I can give you a Squeaky Greg by the waterfalls."
by Perpinsky January 19, 2018
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