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sputnik

1. a Russian word for 'fellow traveller'
2. the first satellite to go to space. It was a small sphere with radio antennas thet orbited the Earth.
3. nickname for any Soviet/Russian satellite or spacecraft
4. somebody who is a tool or kisses up to the Russian government
1. When I visited St. Peterberg I met Olga who showed me around the city. She's a nice lady and she was my sputnik , my companion during this trip.
2. Sputnik 1 was launched on October 4, 1957 and it made the world wake up. Even though it wasn't much as spacecraft go, it was the FIRST to go into orbit and some nations, esp. the US were afraid the USSR would 'dominate' outer space. That led to the formation of NASA and US space exploration in itself. The same year Sputnik 2 went into orbit carrying a stray mongrel bitch dog named Laika. She was killed by radiation that previously unknown. There was a third a maybe a fourth satellite launched under the official name 'Sputnik'.

3. In the 60s before the manned Apollo 11 mission to the Moon, the USSR sent a sputnik there called Zond 5. All it did was orbit the Moon and it had turtles aboard to see how life forms can handle being in orbit around the Moon.

4. Donald il Douche Trump is a traitor. He hijacked the US Presidency with Russian cyberhacking help and he is on Vladimir Putin's leach. EVERYTHING he does is what Putin wants him to do. Spanky Don ORBITS and sucks up to the Russian dictator in every manner concerning foreign affairs and diplomatic relations. He is a quisling, a Benedict Arnold, a Judas, he licks Putin's pud, he is a sucky boy to the Russian government, he is a SPUTNIK.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 19, 2020
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Sputter

A half liquid chunky sounding fart which smells horrenduos.
"I ate to much chilli and I began to sputter"
by KrAyTEnutz April 17, 2010
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sputnik

COVID-19 vaccine developed in Russia. Precisely, it's Sputnik V.
- Hey, which one did you get?
- I got the sputnik, Pfizer would have been better though.
by GuyFromHungary April 16, 2021
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sputnick

an old russian satelite, was one of the reasons for the heightened space race.
guy one- shit dude, i heard the russians launched a satelite

guy two-yea the paper said it was called sputnick.
by GI JOES SON July 25, 2006
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Sputnik Monroe

1) Another name for beastiality porn.
2) A nickname for a person who like beastiality porn.
3) An awesome band.
1) I can't believe your into Sputnik Monroe!
2) Hey look Sputnik Monroe is finally here!
3) Did you see Sputnik Monroe perform last night? They were awesome!
by McCue July 28, 2008
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Sputs

God-awful, all around terrible drivers.

When using the word "sputs" one must speak with a slight Chicagoan accent throughout the sentence.

Spitting (saying and spraying) is permitted when saying this word.
Look at this sputs, he's had his blinker on for the past two miles

Don't drive in the passing lane if you aren't gonna pass people, fuckin sputs!
by Lunch Time Combo June 1, 2014
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Sputtering

A combination of walking and jogging. It's pretty much a slow jog.
Man 1: Hey Jim, why are you walking?
Man 2: I'm not walking, I'm sputtering.
by The Great Magician March 31, 2011
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