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spumble

The phenomenon whereby a person's mouth fails to articulate a string of words, to the point where all meaning is lost. The utterance of gibberish whilst perfectly sober. This is a stress induced condition where brain and mouth disengage during an attempt to make a witty comment.
It was the day my grunmadoma errrblummm.
Would you like to fdsjio mran fdhuhop.
You really spumbled your way through that sentence.
Would you spumble that again?
by Greg Freedom November 25, 2009
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Spurchase

Spur of the moment purchase - an impulse buy often without thought or planning.

A 'spurchase' may lead to buyers remorse, and depending on what you spurchased, it may lead to ridicule, embarrassment and a trip back to the store for a refund.
Dude, I just spurchased a new camera!
by makrin April 4, 2010
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Spurglar

A woman who steals sperm to "accidentally" fall pregnant. Sperm bandit.
Terry: How did Johno pull that smoking hot bird?

Justin: Mate she is getting on with age I suspect she is a spurglar.
by judmeister August 31, 2013
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Sparbossa

Sparbossa is the ship name of Captain Jack Sparrow/Hector Barbossa. It involves a romantic and/or sexual relationship. Sometimes, it will include noncon(nonconsensual) elements to it. Most of the time, Captain Jack Sparrow will be the bottom, if it is a sexual relationship. But not always.

Sparbossa shippers, from my experience as one, are pretty chill. We don't mind discussing our ship or what you ship. But this, in my experience, is just true for the Pirates of the Caribbean fandom as a whole.
"I really want to read some Sparbossa fics right now."

"Sparbossa is a really good ship."
by Jack Sparrow Stan March 31, 2021
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Spurgeon school foundation inc

Worst place on Earth. Prison is better than this place
The killer got sentenced to go to Spurgeon school foundation inc
by Jotaro Joestar March 4, 2021
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jared spurgeon

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"
by cstew7 October 17, 2017
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Slurbonics

When you are drunk and slurring your words fluently to the point that nobody can fully understand you, but they get the gist of what you are saying.
You are talking straight slurbonics right now, I get it, but maybe clarify a little?
by Eli Milbauer March 30, 2017
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