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Spunkin' Donuts

The act of masturbating with your wang under the hand-drier in a Dunkin' Donuts bathroom.
Dude, While my girl was ordering up a bagel at Dunkin' Donuts, I was having a good time at Spunkin' Donuts!
by Mr. Feeney May 2, 2010
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Spunking

Spunking or Cum kiss A kiss where you share the cum, in or off your partner's mouth or lips
Spunking: A kiss where you share the cum, (semen or pussy juices) in or off your partner's or partners mouth and/or lips sometimes known as a Cum Kiss
by ToyBare January 2, 2010
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The Otis Spunkmeyer

This is when a man takes an Otis Sunkmeyer cookie, chews it, spits it out into the woman's vagina, jizzes on the cookie, and then proceeds to eat it.
Dude, my girlfriend wanted to do the Otis Spunkmeyer with me, so we did and it was nasty!
by kaymizzle December 12, 2010
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What most white girls dream of getting in their mouths and pussies.
What did you wish for at the fountain?

Nine inches of spunking black cock.

Dirty bitch.
by Moon Fish May 8, 2009
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pre-spunker

aldolescent boy who does not yet ejaculate, or, generally - under aged/illegal gay partner
I waited for an hour in the bog, but all I saw was a cute blond pre-spunker
by dilbert scrunchie June 13, 2003
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Spunkelunker

A receiver of fellatio who is invited into the giver’s throat for ejaculatory dispension.

First coined by Sex Nerd Sandra in the year of our lord, two thousand and eleven.

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Henry is an enthusiastic spunkelunker, but he always asks first.
by @SexNerdSandra July 3, 2011
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Spunkelunkee

A giver of fellatio who invites the receiver into their throat for ejaculatory dispension.

First coined by Sex Nerd Sandra in the year of our lord, two thousand and eleven.

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Henry: "Is it okay if I spunkelunk?"

Joan: "I'd prefer you didn't. I'm not much of a spunkelunkee. I'm cool with you cumming on my chest."

Henry: "Works for me!"
by @SexNerdSandra July 3, 2011
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