Spudding

flirting really obviously with someone

omg Nathalies really spudding with Max

by boc11111 August 9, 2010

Spunding

Removing a banana from the peel. Reserving the peel and microwaving it until it is warm, then affixing googly eyes to the peel in a manner in which they look at you and then having crazy, dirty sex with it.

I saw the bananas in the store, they were begging for a good spunding.

by Spunder October 25, 2009

Studdling

The act of studying and cuddling with your significant other. Can only be used when actual studying is accomplished.

I can't wait until Monday for our all day studdling session.

by Bearly legal February 14, 2014

Spuding it

the millitary position when a girl just lays there putting no effort in,
extremly selfish way of having sex
or when a person is not doing there job properly and just stands around and waits for the other person to do the work.

"that tania was Spuding it last nite i cud of slapped her, lazy bitch"
"chicky was standing around Spuding it stupid road cone"

by Samantha Vikki Chard May 24, 2006

Spadling

Using a Squirrel on a Trampoline to mushroom slap an anus.

Squirrel on a Trampoline-spreading the srotum and flapping the flacid penis vigorously up and down

Past tense-spadled

Guy 1: What did you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I went to the pool surprise spadled my neighbor while she was tanning.
Guy 1: Nice! You can't go wrong with spadling.

by Mr spadles September 3, 2013

spuddering

The art of sexual pleasure by inserting potatoes in ones arse.

He had a spuddering experience.

by hardtater November 29, 2016

Saddling the ass

v. to reason poorly

n. (Ass-saddler) one who reasons poorly.

P1: If we ride the donkey then we will have a great time. We are having a great time, therefore we are riding the donkey.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.

by AbbaJoe April 11, 2018