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Spunding

Removing a banana from the peel. Reserving the peel and microwaving it until it is warm, then affixing googly eyes to the peel in a manner in which they look at you and then having crazy, dirty sex with it.
I saw the bananas in the store, they were begging for a good spunding.
by Spunder October 25, 2009
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sounding board

A sounding board is a good listener, and either confirms what they hear or offers an opinion when the sound they hear is "off key".
Thanks for being my sounding board. It helps me grow to have someone that listens to me and offers feedback when needed.
by mateu March 5, 2009
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spending amnesia

Trying to recall where and when you spent all your money normally when that said money is needed. Occurs because of bad spending habits and fucking awesome party nights.
"Dude, I'm so bad with money! It just disappears."

"You might have spending amnesia. I remember you lost at beer pong then hit the pubs with those trannys.'"
by whydee September 16, 2011
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Sounding

Sounding is the act of inserting a metal rod into your urethra. Sounding tubes are meant to be used medically, but some people figured out that they experience sexual pleasure from the act. The reason for this being that the sounding tube can reach very sensitive parts inside your penis that, if stimulated, can create some very intense orgasms.
I tried sounding for the first time and it felt better than having sex for the first time!
by bigppn1gg4 May 9, 2020
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spending the morning gold

I always begin my day by going to the toilet and spending the morning gold.
by time-it August 21, 2010
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Sounding

To insert a metal rod into the penis to stimulate the urethra and create powerful orgasms. Is named after the Age of Sail maritime practice of Depth Sounding, the lowering of a rod to the ocean floor on a rope to determine the depth of the water.
"I finally convinced my wife to try Sounding, it felt amazing!"
by anonymous February 24, 2021
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stunding

A sexual position where you stand up and open your mouth and your partner proceeds to shit inside your mouth.
Hey baby, how about we try stunding?
by poonslayerelite69 March 22, 2017
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