slapping off

Slang term for masturbation. First used by an annoyed African-American mother at a Greyhound bus station in Nashville Tennessee.

"The only bathroom.... (inaudible) .... yea, but we caught him slapping off in there just last week!"

by freakinheck May 11, 2014

Jolly-Slapping

A new craze circulating the Stratford area in which girls slap certain boys for no apparent reason.

Fancy going Jolly-Slapping tonight?

by DrButtplug March 29, 2011

Mat slapping

Female masturbation
Looking a erotic pictures or reading erotic fiction to get yourself wet and then patting the pussy lips or smacking your labia lips.
AKA mat slapping

Girl home alone txt's boyfriend:' Hey babe send me some pornographic pictures of yourself please"
Boyfriend txting back:"Why hun you missing me?"
Girl: "Errr yes missing you lots need to do some mat smacking"
Boyfriend: "What???!!!"
Girlfirend: "masturbating, bean flicking you know Mat slapping!"

by Ginger Jo Guess October 26, 2012

Dry-snapping

Dry-snapping is when you send snapchats back and forth without having an actual reason to do it. It is ment to answer too keep the snapscore up, keep the snapstreaks, showing love and respect, and not appearing too hard to get, and not being a douchebag.

"So you and Amber is finally talking? Any flirting?"
"Nah man, just some dry-snapping really.."

by juicyjulz August 2, 2016

strapping young lad

Canadian metal band, sonical equivalent of thermonuclear bomb formed by demented human being called Devin Townsend. Each of their CDs is almost constant stream of musical detonations. Essence of metal energy, deprived of all fancy ideologies and unnecesary musical sophistication, just drilllike riffs, lightning fast drumming by Gene "Atomic Clock" Hoglan and insane vocals and anger done by Devin himself. Band created as a heavy metal parody becomes much more crushing and emotional engaging than most of dark-n3kr0-and-whatnot tr00 metal bands. If you like music which sounds like nice melodies burned under thick layer of industrial noises, barbed wire and few tons of nails + ultrafast drumming and exquisite vocals - try SYL.

Just listen to the "City" album.

by Zee Kat December 31, 2004

Slapping Purses

The act of hostile and competitive scissoring between sexual partners

Kate and Magdalena were slapping purses so hard last night both have bruised gooches.

by Basely Minor November 23, 2019

Penis Scrapings

The bits of fluff and smegma at the end of your bell end if you don't wash it after a wank.

Man, my knob is full of Penis Scrapings today, I should have given it a scrub after that wank.

by Shadyyy_ September 26, 2014