Spoonerism

To have an aneurysm while spooning.

"He started to have a spoonerism last night when we were spooning."

by a babies goad April 4, 2017

dirty spooner

A dirty spooner is usually a male, who tries to convince their victim, usually a female friend, that they wish to innocently spoon "as friends". The male then proceeds to awkwardly prod the female with his boner while acting like he is doing no such thing.

O-M-G, B-T-W, my friend Jordan, is a fuckin' dirty spooner. I was upset last night cause my boyfriend dumped me, and we were hanging out and I needed a cuddle buddy. Then he started fuckin' poking me with his thing and didn't even say anything. He just acted like he wasn't even doing anything.

by dirty propaganda September 25, 2009

spooned

Being owned to a large extent. Or getting raped in the ass. Also refered to as two people getting intimate without intercourse known as spooning.

did you see when that crazy prick spooned that passed out guy at last nights party.

by chubbsmaster June 23, 2009

spooner

The winner of the wooden spoon for coming last in a competition

Alan came last in the bowling contest. He's the new spooner.

by Madrob September 10, 2011

spooner

a particular species of people living mostly in the eastern suburbs of Adelaide. Spooners typically wear white three-quarter pants and have their hair fashioned in a silver coloured bob style. their children generally go to private schools and they support the Adelaide Crows. Their attitude is typically presumptuous and judgmental.

nice spooner haircut

by asdfghjkl20111964 June 2, 2011

Spoogelicious

Sex worthy

Jeremy Brauns mom is spoogelicious

by mike January 6, 2004

spoonescue

To rescue a spoon. See fortescue for a completely unrelated definition.

Sara almost lost her spoon in the trash, but Jim was able to carry out a daring spoonescue and save the day!

by Bill Frills McGill May 4, 2008