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StokeonTrentSyndrome (SOTS)

Where a previous attractive female starts to let themselves go. This usually occurs within a few day's of moving to the area, but the affects can snowball. Usually leading to a complete transformation in a few weeks, typically six. Symptoms are tramp stamps and muffintops, followed by foul language and complete lack of anything feminine.
Worker 1 - Wow that new girl looks really attractive.
Worker 2 - Maybe, but give her six weeks for StokeonTrentSyndrome (SOTS) to take effect and she will be a right ugly munter.
by Timmeh607 June 16, 2009
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smokeology

the study of smoke to see the different properties in it such as density, color, taste, smell, etc. to determine qaulity for smoking. good to know so you dont get bad smoke go up in your lungs.
Man this shit dont smoke right its all cut up im going to have to teach you some smokeology so you dont bring this shit again. are you trying to kill me?
by kushtoking October 22, 2008
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Stokeo

A form of turkish disabled male, that really smells of sperm.
Look at that stokeo sitting in the drain
by Wooding November 6, 2010
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Spokeswoman

A person (normally female) who feels the need to speak on behalf of others, whether they've been asked to or not.
Ted is always acting like our spokeswoman! What if I want to speak for myself ?!
by hecknow March 21, 2017
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spoken salami

a type of salami that's very old and moldy (don't recommend eating it)
gordon: right, so crazy hamburger is horrible but some people prefer diarrhea. to make the crazy hamburger, what you're gonna want first is spoken salami, to tell if your salami is spoken you wanna lift up like this in *vomits*. now next, you want to give your sidewalk and shoulders, these are a little hard to get but if you want a true crazy hamburger it's what you're gonna have to use. now finally, dice the sidewalk anchovies.
cheeky: *farts*
gordon: what?
also gordon when he notices cheeky: BLOODY FUCKING HELL IT'S SZEMTELEN MANO FROM THE HIT GAME VESZTESEG
by tomakethecrazyhamburger October 21, 2022
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Dirty Smokeout

When you vape into her gaping asshole and she queef's it out with some excess shit
Ethan : "Bro, I tried the Dirty Smokeout last night with my girl and it instantly made me gay"
David : "How did it make you gay?"
Ethan : "It just did bro.. it just did"
by NibbyTribby September 16, 2018
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spokesbeard

A bewhiskered male representative of a group (often religion-related although might apply to any group where shaving is outlawed/unusual) acting as a spokesperson for media purposes.
Mohyeldeen Mohammed, a spokesbeard for “The Volunteers” group which organised the demo, said:

"If this will be allowed to continue in the end it will be too late. Then we’ll get a September 11th and a June 7th on Norwegian soil. This is not a threat, but a warning."

Source: MediaWatchWatch
by bluematt March 8, 2010
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