spite shit

v. The act of deficating with malice and intent; shitting in a spiteful manner; premeditated pooping with direct intent to annoy, anger.
n. The actual shit left as a display by the spiteful shitter; a dump left behind as a message,"Go fuck yourself!"

"...some joker comes along, takes himself a nifty little dump, in the drivers seat. I think he knew you guys were cops, cause this is what I'd call a SPITE SHIT."

The bum spite shit in Will Ferrell's red prius.
-Other Guys

by 1crazyrob August 13, 2011

Spit fetish

Sitting on someone/ being spat on as a turn on

Girl 1: he spat on me, it was such a turn on
Girl 2: oh you two have spit fetishes

by Woahorate April 26, 2019

Spit kink

When a person likes to be spit on by a another person they find that sexually attractive

Did you know Marcela likes to be spat on

Marcela like that other people spit on her she has a spit kink

by kralju August 8, 2021

spitious

a good adjective

son of a spitious spanky!

the dolan twins are spitious.

by dolantwinlover October 12, 2017

Spit Handshake

An incredibly powerful sacred handshake. Only rivalled by the elusive Pinky Swear.

Spitting in your hand before shaking hands is a holy ritual amongst men...spit handshake

by sanchopancho02 June 4, 2019

spit took

After an individual has performed oral sex, an act of suddenly spitting out the semen in response to something funny or surprising.

Tim: "Wtf Nancy, you spat all my cum on me."
Nancy: "Sorry, you shouldn't have made me laugh then, I spit took"

Dan: "how was last night with Jake"
Kirsten:"it was good, but after I gave him a BJ, he made me laugh at the wrong time and I spit took"

by Ridlhasmanboobs69 April 13, 2021

Spite Creaming

The act of cumming, but only to the dismay of a group (or less) of people.

commonly used during NNN (No Nut November)

"WTF no hatecrimes you can win NNN D: "

"No *cums on the last day as an act of spite creaming*

by RandoDefinesWords November 30, 2022