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Splurge my gurge

To excessively blow ones load after a long period of not having sex or masturbating.
Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!
by Big Bobby Bacon May 29, 2015
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by epic_gamer123 January 16, 2019
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Sandwich Surgery

The operation performed when something you do not want ends up on your sandwich. Usually accomplished by carefully peeling or wiping the unwanted ingredient off the bread.
They put mayo and tomatoes on my turkey sandwich. Looks like I'm gonna have to perform Sandwich Surgery.
by XDNFX July 16, 2009
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breast enlargement surgery

A wonderful work of God, a gift to every straight man, lesbian, slut, self-aware robot man or genetic mutant. Praise!
My girlfriend had breast enlargement surgery, it ruined my life. I once got lost in there for three weeks.
by El Diablo de 1 October 23, 2013
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Laparoscopic surgery

, also called minimally invasive surgery (MIS), bandaid surgery, or keyhole surgery, is a modern surgical technique in which operations in the abdomen are performed through small incisions (usually 0.5–1.5 cm) as opposed to the larger incisions needed in laparotomy.
Laparoscopic surgery
by Irfan Ansari January 28, 2012
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keyhole surgery

While this sounds like a slang term, it has nothing to do with other previously provided definitions for keyhole. It is a medical euphemism for laproscopic surgery done through a very small incision.
The doctor recommended keyhole surgery as it would leave only a very small scar.
by Paule Poisson May 4, 2006
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Surgery Douche

A person who is obsessed with plastic surgery especially in the facial area.
R : You know what? Luiz is getting his nose done.

K : Again? I mean, he just finished his jaw last month.

R : Yeah, I know.

K: Wow he's such a Surgery Douche!
by Playmaker10 October 27, 2009
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