Squiggly Splooge

n. (SQUigglee SPLOOjuh) an internal organ that you're not sure exists, but is causing you pain

Lyme Ninja: Why are you holding your stomach?

Stina Shall: My Squiggly Sploogehurts.

by Stina Shall and the Lyme Ninja March 13, 2009

splooge

to bust a huge nut that u have been saving up for a few days

i titfucked her then i splooged all over her face.

by dick October 24, 2004

splooge warmer

Someone who keeps the cum warm inside the mouth after ejaculation.

Splooge warmer- Hold on keep it warm I am going to grab a cup.

by Rbomb04 June 16, 2014

Splooge

When your about to nut

“Oh babe I’m about to splooge

by Kackies July 6, 2018

splooge

splooge- The act of cuming or ejaculating semen. Usually referring to the act of cuming in a partner's face after receiving fellatio.

ex. Harry never told jan he was about to splooge and so she was covered with his man pudding in no time.

by penis mcgaffrey May 13, 2005

Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

A condom or tube sock.

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!

by Invictus101 March 17, 2008

Courtesy Splooge

The act of wrapping one's penis during the last few seconds of masturbation with tissue, toilet paper, a sock, et cetera, to prevent a messy clean up of semen after reaching climax.

It also adds mild stimulation to the head of the penis in the absence of lotion or lube.

Dude, I hate getting spunk on my sheets before bed every night, it's kinda nasty

You should have done a Courtesy Splooge. Much less mess and it feels pretty good!

by Ruiner94 July 31, 2011