sloffin

when you're so high you feel like you are a sloth and dolphin combination.

Dude I smoked like 3 bowls and I was totally sloffin

by chunkdurty September 8, 2012

sluffing

The Utah word for skipping class. If you're going to live in Utah, you'd better learn it.

"Young man are you sluffing!?"

by Super Bucko December 29, 2015

spiffingbrit

some brit who thinks he can colonize amazons money

Imma bang amazon!
You finna SpiffingBrit who? - black homeless man

by Former CEO of Amazon April 29, 2021

sploingug

One of those people who asks you questions about a movie you just watched in order to determine if you were paying attention

One of those sploingugs kept accusing me of not actually watching the movie.

by Norman alman November 7, 2021

Scoffingofshoe

Scoffingofshoe is one of the best people to ever exist and is absolutely amazing

Person one-“Hey have you heard of scoffingofshoe”

Person 2-“Yeah,He’s so great!”

by Sincerityofsock March 11, 2022

Sheloffing

When an individual (knowingly) counterfactually attempts to prove a statement or theory to be wrong or false simply to be difficult or contrary.

Person #1: I've just had a someone trying to tell me Elvis, Princess Diana, MJ & 2pac are not dead, but are lizard people that have returned to living in a secret bunker on Mars and ruling the Earth remotely VIA Donald Trump...
Person #2: Sounds like you've been Sheloff'd pal.

Person #1: Yeah, you're probably right, they were probably just Sheloffing me. No way they could believe that nonsense.

by pseudonym044 August 24, 2022

SPLEEFING

"SPLEEFING" Is the act of where one & or, many men or women collect some of the old Vagina cheese of one of the towns over promiscuous ladies and then proceed to smoke "spots" of the collected cheese on foil to achieve an altered state of consciousness /"HIGH".

Disclaimer: As being the publisher of this material I would like to iterate that I in no way am supporting or endorsing the "act" of SPLEEFING in any way ..

Definition: When one/or more people scrape the vagina cheese of local Tramps undies and then smokes/spots it of foil.

"Bra that spleef blew my fucking head of"
"Oi be Shane Bra, I've noticed ya missus Sandra hasn't showered for like a week now.....Were gonna get so fucked up when we spleef that Cheese bro "

TM, PATRICK SPRAYZEE aka Mello_420.

SPLEEFING is defined by the act of collecting and then smoking discharged Vagina cheese from a dirty Tramps undies.

by Spleefing December 22, 2022