by iddunno February 22, 2021
Get the splatoon 3 mug.1.) n. Jargon for an almost instant moment of time that often is used to describe a situation that won't take a lengthy amount of time.
2.) adj. Very rapid or accurate.
2.) adj. Very rapid or accurate.
1.) I'll be downstairs in a split second.
2.) In a split second, Maverick was hit by a car and was killed.
2.) In a split second, Maverick was hit by a car and was killed.
by The White Phantom June 13, 2011
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A type of weightlifting routine performed by uninformed bros. It consists of separate days for separate body parts. The focus is typically on biceps and chest because those are the only muscles that matter to bros. A typical bro split might consist of Monday (Back/Biceps), Tuesday (Chest/Triceps), Thursday (Shoulders), Friday (Legs (often skipped by bros)). The bros often just do a machine circuit not really having any clue as to what or how they are training. Good form is often hard to find.
Going back to the University gym after the holidays is going to suck with all the frat guys doing terrible bro splits for their new year's resolution, but it should die down after Martin Luther King Day.
by sakau2007 December 27, 2013
Get the bro split mug.Anal sex with a male or female with an exceptionally tight bung hole or anus that results in an external tear of the oring skin around the top, bottom or both of the sphincter.
Stan: Hey Roger. Where did you go last night after the bar?
Roger: Drove the trail to find a prostitute.
Stan: And?
Roger: Picked up a nasty crack ho. For $10 I worked her up good. Pretty sure I gave her a Split Seam.
Stan: How do you know?
Roger: She squealed like pig and could barely walk back to the street corner.
Roger: Drove the trail to find a prostitute.
Stan: And?
Roger: Picked up a nasty crack ho. For $10 I worked her up good. Pretty sure I gave her a Split Seam.
Stan: How do you know?
Roger: She squealed like pig and could barely walk back to the street corner.
by Eaton Holgoode March 27, 2015
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Carl successfully achieved check splitting dominance when he moved to order the lobster entree right after ordering his third drink.
by sheila in the car May 8, 2011
Get the Check splitting dominance mug.A mishearing of the term spit-roast, which refers to both a method of cooking food (on a spit), and a sexual position where a woman or a man is penetrated orally and vaginally/anally, reminiscent of the cooking method.
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