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split the winnings

To halt the laying of a cable halfway through.
"And after four days without movement, Job took up his toilet and great was his relief. But even as he released his burden there came a voice and it was the Lord. And the Lord spoke in a loud voice saying Come unto Me Job. And Job replied saying Oh God, what is it this time, for I have only just sat down. And great was the wrath of the Lord. And He commanded Job to split the winnings and come now unto Him. And great was Job's discomfort. (from 'The Book of Job',Ch.9)
by The Ice Man April 1, 2007
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Split Top Muffin Drop

As you lay defenseless on the ground after a wild round of sexcapades yo girl stands above your lifeless body with her dripping wet pussy lips and proceeds to drop her meat wallet on your face with no remorse.
I got a broken nose when that fat bitch split top muffin dropped me.
by biff mcbifferton January 24, 2009
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Spinter’s third law

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.
Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself
by Spinter April 7, 2021
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Splinter Cell Style

Doing something with stealth, which is usually dangerous, or difficult, and completed in a stylish manner. Derived from the popular videogame Splintercell, which is stealth based.
When I snuck out of school, I did it Splintercell style. I would tell you specifically, but it would compromise the mission and you would become a risk.
by NOT JACK TOMPSON LOL September 2, 2005
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lickety split

"Lickety split", meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s. The origin of the expression isn't totally clear. Similar to stat.
Grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so I have to get her to the hospital lickety split!
by Tom Connelly September 8, 2006
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split your wig

To send a projectile, usually from a firearm, at a velocity towards a target's head that results in a fatality.
Bes' not be playin' cauz I'm about to split your wig, bitch.
by Anonymous August 13, 2003
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split log

When a chick wearing a g-string or thong shits herself, splitting the log neatly lengthwise.
That chick at the club last night was so drunk she dropped a split log.
by Xeonith August 7, 2014
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