Splarf

A slur used against people who have speech impediments

- Dude did you see Kate? She is always misspelling words.
- Yeah man she’s a Splarf

by mclovinmclovinmclo June 17, 2020

splarf

It's what a small baby spits up. Milk- and saliva-based goo.

Sweet Pea just splarfed on Olive's shoulder again!

by Dave January 21, 2004

Splarf

Poorly aimed barfing that results in "splash back" ending up on the barfer's face or clothing.

Jill was so hammered she splarfed in the toilet, ruining her makeup.

by Labradoodle February 28, 2009

splargen

To splarg all over ones face.

Guy: So whats up?
Awesome man: Splargen

by SplargenFACE February 1, 2005

splarging

to slap someone's booty

I gave my girlfriend a splarging, yesterday!

Give that bitch a splarging!

by Splarging June 24, 2016

sclarp

The sound one makes while attempting to suck in air when being choked or strangled.

Mary Sue sclarped as her attacker strangled the shit out of her, but she got no air and slowly died.

by Mr. Deathly August 2, 2004

slarp

A pervierions of the word slop. Used to sexually describe a person. Generally regarded as more derogatory than slop or sloppy.

Kachinka has a really slarpy cooch, its positively festering!

by Amatt X. Graveus December 12, 2003