spanking the monkey

masturbating

"I wanna spank the monkey"

by C-dawgg January 19, 2003

planking

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee

I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning

by Im IN Faze Clan 101 January 2, 2016

national spanking day

February 1, the day when girls give their boyfriend a hard spanking until their ass is red and they're begging for mercy. A way that women show the guys who's boss.

My girlfriend gave me a paddling on national spanking day until I was screaming and crying like a baby. She sure showed me who the boss is

by JuicyGirl12 May 26, 2018

Spaking

A positive term, even greater than saying "Spanking"

"That resort was spaking !"

by Spaking January 26, 2022

spanking list

A method of informing a person, especially a young person, that his/her behavior is violating a social norm.

"Sean keeps pulling my hair. He should be put on the spanking list."

by stauffenator October 4, 2009

spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

by kitty February 24, 2004

spankin song

a song which u can spank to
EXAMPLES
temperture- by sean de paul
apache- the sugarhill gang
techno inspecter gadget- ?

the noob pwner can sure spank to that spankin song, hes layin down the mad beats

by jedi pwner 1 September 3, 2006