Chesapeake Shizzler

The act of masturbating into a jar of heated peanut butter, and smearing the contents onto someone else's chest.

"Dude, I gave Melissa a Chesapeake Shizzler last night, it was amazing!"

by Goose-person October 14, 2023

cincy sizzler

when going to have sex, replace the lube with hot sauce.

Steve: my dick burns so bad!

John: Why?

Steve: I gave my girl the Cincy sizzler last night.

by bigwilly94 March 17, 2010

Sarah Soda Sizzler

Sarah Soda Sizzler is when a woman...or man gives a guy a handjob or blowjob to the point of ejaculation and then aims it into the belly button. After the belly button is full of the semen, the woman...or man then sucks it out like a jello shot.

Last night Mike gave me a Sarah soda sizzler. He gave me a hand job and made sure when I ejaculated the Semen went into my belly button so he could suck it out like a jello shot.

by Datdipz July 2, 2016

snizzler

Person who loves snizz, attracts snizz, always has snizz on the side.

I wish I could be a snizzler!

by Dick Dickson January 30, 2003

Southwestern Sizzler

When you lay in the hot sun leaving your bare butt exposed. When its as hot as it can be, you sit down and taking a steaming dump on your partner.

After I gave my girlfriend a southwestern sizzler, she dumped me and gave me a restraining order.

by RougeLeader13 August 27, 2006

cajun sizzler

When a man is engaging in anal intercourse with a woman while enjoying a dip, he pulls his dick out for a second, puts the wad of dip in the anus, and rams it inside with his dick.

Man, I had a dip in while assfucking my ex, and decided to give her the old cajun sizzler. Whoo, what a fun ride.

by El Jefe Con Carne February 24, 2010

Sizzler

Also known as a 'Hot Sizzler' or 'Steamy Sizzler', A Sizzler is a extremely hot and spicy cumshot, sometimes to the point of boiling. This form of ejaculation is rare, and dangerous, and can result in burn flesh and painful intercourse. Sizzlers, or 'Hot Sizzlers' happen when a man gets the scoots and becomes too aroused by his partner, his cock and balls go into overdrive and heat up, or boil the semen within. Sizzlers can also shoot up to 12 yards, and have a avg. speed of 45/Mph.

Man, I shot a hot sizzler allover that girl's bossum

Can i get a BigMac with extra Sizzler Sauce please?

Hey, Kyle, Are your moms tits burnt from my sizzler last night?

by Balls McHoolihan November 20, 2013