spasmo

a tik toker who is a spastic gets the name spasmo because of motto motto ( spastic and motto motto mixed )

tik toker: is that a plane?

normal person: no, that’s a cow you spasmo

by Kara M March 27, 2019

Genital Spasm

Very similar to Groin Spasm, a genital spasm is a condition where your nuts start to hurt involuntarily, and either feel a short spike then nothing, or A FUCKING JET GONE INTO YOUR TWO TESTICLES LIKE 9/11! You will possibly nut in your pants if you are over 14.

I think I might be having a genital spasm again, back away, I need the washroom.

by DasWonton September 18, 2018

spish

1.something generally suspicious or inauspicious, having an uneasy or uncertain feeling about something

1."I'm trying to sneak out of the house, but my parents are up, it's spish right now."
2."dude that guy's posted back there staring us down."
-"shit that's spish."

by arnizzle October 24, 2007

seismoflowage

When a woman is fucked in the ass and the semen then slowly drips out over the course of the next few days.

Dude, I cream-pied in Ashley's ass and now she's got serious seismoflowage all down her leg.

by Jacob K April 11, 2007

Spissing

(Verb) Combination of sperm and pissing. When you are busting a crazy nut and the sperm escapes your penis as fast as piss during urination.

"Dude! WTF! Your cummin like a hose"- Bitch
"Shit.. sorry man im spissing..."- ME

by Ryan Toal#ROLLTINT#SPISSMASTER June 3, 2016

spasmosis

An infection, passed between people, electrical devices and animals in which it retards the host. Origin of the disease has been traced to Rory Gormley

Hey gormley you just gave my computer spasmosis

by Brockenator Turbo April 15, 2010

spasmic gasm

word my drunk dad invented trying to describe to his wife how his food tasted when he got home wasted

Did you make this salad? Well its giving my mouth a spasmic gasm

by danielf October 18, 2007