dykes on spikes

Lesbians who also happen to play softball.

Announcer #1: The Indianapolis Cuntlickers are coming of a really good season, Tim.

Announcer #2: I agree Bob. They've shown their skills in the past couple games. Their opponents can't match their intensity. The pitching rotation has been outstanding, and their are few to no errors in the field. Hitting could be a point of weakness. Coach Hairitits has taken steps to fill that hole. You can see the time she and the Cuntlickers have put in in the batting cage, and hopefully, it will pay off. However, you have to remember that they're dykes on spikes and nobody really cares.

Announcer #1: I couldn't agree more.

by daggermaster October 21, 2011

Spiess

King of kings. Has the power to defeat all. Will only be defeated once he has taken the enemy with him.

The Spiess kingdom will rule all lands

by German Theology February 4, 2010

dyke spikes

possibly spelt dike spikes.
refers to the short, spiky hair cut that lesbians tend to go for.
makes them look like a male from behind

"OMG, look at her, she's such a lesbian, she's even got dyke spikes."

by EXCLAMATIONMark May 22, 2007

spriest

A specialization of the priest class in WoW that does more damage than its holy counterparts. Usually they are used as mana batteries due to lack of damage output.

OMFG get an spriest in here LULZ. i need mana regen plz plzkthx!!!!

by C Faul March 10, 2008

Porn Spikes

On google trends, where any given subject surpasses porn for a sharp, brief period of time, making a "spike" on the graph.

If you comapare obama to porn on google trends, you will notice obama has porn spikes.

by LLAP165 October 17, 2011

Slires

A condition in which one is so content that the thought of any kind of action is sickening. The action could seem appealing but doing nothing is top priority during this sickness. A couch or chair or bed is the top location for such an illness. The slires are a wonderful way to get out of work because your action interested friend will always know that a case of the slires is basically incurable.

Sam: Double, lets go bowling.
Dub: Bowling? sounds good... but...
Sam: Ahh shit D, the slires
Dub: Ugh, yeah.
Sam: Bastard, I suppose you'll be on that couch for a while?
Dub: You suppose correctly friend

by Double Dander August 21, 2006

spress screening

The showing of a motion picture for the press on a Monday morning, prior to the movie's official release.

Arnaud went to the spress screening today.
Laura could not believe she missed the spress screening.

by Book_face June 8, 2010