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Spiesser

German: person who is a part of or aspires to the pursuit of middle class conformist comfort - nice house with a picket fence and a large car parked out front (and a fat retirement account).

From a Medieval German name for a small weapon carried by middle-class townsfolk, adopted as a slur on the bourgoise by 19th century socialists.
"My parents are total Spiessers. So boring!"

From an old German bank commercial:

A hippy in a trailer park is making fun of his neighbors, who have just gotten a mortgage from the bank and will be moving into a proper house: "Spiessers!"

His five-year-old daughter: "I want to be a 'Spiesser' when I grow up..."
by Texmandie June 3, 2007
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Spike Dies

This pharse is used to designate when the main protagonist of an anime, movie, manga, etc will die at the climax or conclusion of the story.
Fanboy1:Hey did you see cowboy bebop?
Fanboy2: Yea.
Fanboy1: Is it any good?
Fanboy2: Spike Dies.
Fanboy1: ... Fuck you man.
by Ikillmyfriends January 26, 2006
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Demon Spike

The empty and horrible feeling of guilt you feel in your gut after doing something stupid or embarassing while drunk. Typically felt first thing in the morning.
We went out last night and Charlie got wasted and pissed himself. I bet he has the hugest demon spike this morning.

I banged a tranny without a condom...I have the hugest demon spike.
by T MoneySC April 27, 2006
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Great Lag Spike of Death

This death occurs exclusively in the world of online multiplayer computer games, namely Garrys Mod. This is experienced only on online servers with a lot of addons, players, and ping. This causes the entire server to freeze up, and time out many players, and crash the remaining. This is awfully similar with the recent DDoS strikes on other multiplayer games.
I tried to play Teh Build Box on Garrys Mod but we experienced The Great Lag Spike of Death.
by Teslarossa February 22, 2014
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Spirespotter

Describes someone who holds a cock/spire upright. The reason the word spotter is used is because, just like in benchpressing, the holding/spotting is done by a third party representative. Spirespotting is most common before the spicy bologna is inserted into the vagina (or rectum, for you cumtheca spirespotters out there) during intercourse. In pornography, the most common case of this is when, during a male-female-female scene, girl #1 is about to get her peach cobbler rived, so girl #2 grips the hedgehog and guides it into girl #1's pudendal crawlway.
The coati Ben Coates was robbing a liquor store when he felt something from below the waist. He recognized it as a hand. He thought to himself, "What kind of person would give my johnson such a firm skyward grip? Oh yeah, a spirespotter."
by Eric Kazinsky January 27, 2007
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Shine Spike

In SSBM, when your opposing character is off the stage and you jump off the stage and spike him by using fox's reflector ensuring an even more difficult recovery.
God why do you have to be so cheap? Fucking shine spike.
by Diego Parra June 11, 2006
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cpu spike

When the Central Processing Unit (cpu usage) shoots up.
Such as 2% to 60%. It doesn't necessarily have to go to 100%.
The computer is idle and suddenly you run a hardcore game. The CPU spikes at that instance.
by mailsummit2000 June 18, 2008
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