spidey joint

a spider metaphor: joint rolled perfectly tight with precise caution(typically rolled by perfectionistic stoners).

"why is this joint so amazing?'' ....

''it's a spidey joint''

by kariwav December 14, 2024

Emo Spidey

Sam Raimi's worst mistake.

"Dude, did you see Spiderman 3?"

"Yeah, but it sucked huge balls. Emo Spidey pretty much ruined it."

by JiggaNamedMorpheus July 7, 2007

Hyper Cyber Spidey Sense

the cyber spidey sense, when someone has the ability to supersense someone's emotions, even through the cold interface of a chat box. usually referred to HCSS or magical powers.

5p1d3rm4n: hey
sad_girl: hey

5p1d3rm4n: you seem down. whats up?
sad_girl: wow, your HCSS is off the charts!!

5p1d3rm4n: don't even worry about that boy, he's not worth it!
sad_girl: maaan, you always know what to say :)

5p1d3rm4n: gotta love that hyper cyber spidey sense!

by pramita December 3, 2007

go spidey

When you catch sperm in your hand and shout "go spidey" as you throw the sperm in your partners face

I did a go spidey on my dad last night... I'm now homeless

by Cumg uzzler September 3, 2015

strawberry spidey

this is a variation of the spiderman and the strawberry shortcake after you fling your wad on your girls face, right when she looks up all pissed off at you, pop her in the nose 2 or 3 times to get the blood flowin to complete the shortcake effect

i gave her the spiderman she got pissed so i smacked her and i was like whoa now thats a strawberry shortcake so i made the variation the strawberry spidey

by peter parkerr September 30, 2006

going spidey

When you put on clothing without a vest or any form of undergarment. Mainly shirts.

"Bro are you wearing a vest?"
"No man, I'm going spidey today"

by Youngboy redd January 20, 2020

webhead spidey

A very cool, smart-ass, muscular, quick witted, person. Greatly desired by the opposite sex & "deadpool". Brave and giving to others. Often looked up to a role model. Greatest hero to ever live.

Webhead Spidey is hands down the most awsome person ever!!!

by Webhead Spidey January 18, 2017