Tennessee Barking Spider

Term used to cover up the excretement of ones own flatuence.

Billy: (fart noise)
Teacher: Billy did u just fart?
Billy: No it was a Tennessee Barking Spider.

by rebel runner March 2, 2010

Spider Baby

Based on the cult film by Jack Hill.
An incredibly attractive young woman who is into stuff that is so kinky you might die.

"Man Virginia is hot."
"Dude stay away she's a Spider Baby."

by CultPhenomenon November 16, 2012

Spider-Punk

The Spider-Man of (Earth-138).
Also known as Hobie (Hobart Brown) he is know as an anarchic.
Voiced by Daniel Kaluuya in Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

“I'm not a hero cause calling yourself a hero makes you self mythologizing narcissistic autocrat!" - Spider-Punk

Bro Spider-Punk is actually so clutch helping out Miles.

by H0ldenlol June 4, 2023

Dead Spider

The ultimate way to fully empty the scrote whilst blowing one's load and sending the male into a blissful, euphoric state. This can be achieved by curling the 4th and little fingers (which should be the only 2, not throttling the ferret) and intermittently pulsating them in order to make slight but firm contact with the testes (preferably the right hand nut). This technique, once perfected, has been known to cause multiple days off work in a row.

Man, what a shit week at work I've had, a little dead spider should pick me up for the weekend!

by feral_wombat69 January 12, 2014

The Spectacular Spider-Man

One of the best pieces of Marvel media. Period.

Bro do you remember when The Spectacular Spider-man used to air back in 2008?

Yeah man, good times.

by stuffthatonlyyouwouldsearch April 4, 2021

the spider man

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

JD gave sally the spider man on her face in a fantastic fit of passion.

by Bukkake the porno clown November 9, 2006

SpiderDemon

The mastermind behind the invasion of Deimos and Phobos in the hit 1993 computer game, Doom, from id games. The SpiderDemon was a goofy looking monstrosity that moved with great speed and boasted a highly accurate chaingun, which had approximately 60% accuracy, even from across the entire (rather large, I must say) battlefield from its prey. The chaingun was something to fear, as the only shelter was a small protrusion in the center of the battlefield, and ammunition and such could only be found along the outsides of the level. Players HAD to grab extra ammunition, unless cheating to automatically refill it. A powerful combatant, and the final boss of the first game, yet its goofy appearance and overall awkwardness caused it to become an enemy no one ever mentions anymore, as opposed to the CyberDemon, who moved on to do bigger and greater things.

The SpiderDemon was strange.

by Bo Duke... February 16, 2005