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Speaking from your rectum

Father (to son): Watch the skies, boy! There's chemtrails EVERYWHERE!!
Mother (to father): Honey, you promised no more speaking from your rectum during dinner...
by W_L January 7, 2010
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Spewing volcano

When someone poos in a sock then microwaves the poo sock. Now your are ready to hit your friends over the head with your spewing volcano!
I can't believe your little sister hit me with a spewing volcano! I had to throw away all my clothes!
by Gamerboi777 October 25, 2017
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speaking italics

When you're niggatry and speech patterns become straight ebonics.
"Eye eet awn da cheeken da cheeken sew gewd!"

"My dude is speaking italics."
by Bababooey22 November 2, 2020
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shit spewing

poop running or squirting out of your butt.
or
words just flying out of your mouth.
Girl: Are you ok in there?
Other Girl: I had shit spewing out of me. (diarrhea)
or
Girl: You are fat.
Boy: Why does shit spew out of your mouth?
by waldnerdd July 3, 2008
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Bubble Spewing

Attempting the gallon challenge, while riding a bike or other two wheeled, motorized device, playing loud techno music, and vomiting on innocent bystanders
They were cheesed out of their mind while bubble spewing.
by nick&cody April 3, 2010
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Metaphorically Speaking

a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance or to give more emphasis.
1) Where have you been? I searched the whole world to find you! (Metaphorically Speaking)

2)Look, Outside is raining cats and dogs! (Metaphorically Speaking)
by SteliosD October 31, 2019
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I'll be speaking to my lawyer!

The adult way of saying "Im telling my mom!"
Idiot: I broke your toy
Idiot #2: I'll be speaking to my lawyer!
by Onehighjump February 20, 2017
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