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SpeedyLoon is someone that wants to fucking kill him self and will stay a virgin till he become 41. This is because speedyloon fucking buffs the ballon so hard and anyone who uses this probably gets boners when they see a fucking fat chick. They also think having a 1million snapscore is cool, they also seem to finger them self for fun.
Person 1: Hey, wanna fuck?
Person 2: Nah i use speedyloon i cant till im 41
Person 1: Thank fucking god i asked
Person 2: Yeah im very weird.
Person 2: Nah i use speedyloon i cant till im 41
Person 1: Thank fucking god i asked
Person 2: Yeah im very weird.
by Big Black Monkey Balls July 27, 2022
Get the SpeedyLoon mug.Speedyloon is a combination of cards using skeleton barrel and ballon, in the popular game called clash royale. Anyone who uses this combo probably fucking fingers themself and has no mates. He also has a fetish for fat girls and wants to get laid by multiple at once. They also get no bitches and probably get paid to get laid by a fat girl. These type of people are virgins and the fat girl is probably get scared of them because they use speedyloon
by Big Black Monkey Balls July 31, 2022
Get the speedyloon mug.The garment infamous paedophile Rolf Harris wore when promoting the “Teach Them To Swim” campaign in the 1970s. While he was more likely cruising for vulnerable young victims at the local pool.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s Rolf in his paedo speedos. At it again. Eeew!
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