Spastic Cunt

When a person is being a spas and a cunt at the same time

"That guy is such a spastic cunt"
"I know just look at him"

by Spastic Cunt November 24, 2022

spastic gangbang

Anything that is too horrific to be able to imagine

the multiple pileup was awful, bodies everywhere, like a spastic gangbang

by myk January 28, 2005

spastic colon

when colons go crazy

that thing just sprays spastically now, damn spastic colon

by johnjacknamez November 19, 2007

Spastic Pussy

When ones Vagina has become "twitchy" and unable to be inserted by any penis or likewise object due to the "twitchy" pussy causing pain and discomfort.

Example 1 - My spastic pussy means my boyfriend has had to seek intercourse elsewhere.

Example 2 - I have had to go and see a psychiatrist to get my spastic pussy fixed and overcome my mental issues surrounding it.

Example 3- I had some cells removed from my pussy now it's all tight and twitchy like a spastic pussy.

by Nate Eats November 11, 2013

Spastic-Koons

A derogatory term.
Used to address someone (usually but not necessarily of black origin) to infer that they are very very stupid.
Also used as a greeting among some circles.

In English footbal - "How did he miss that header the Spastic-Koon!"
or
"Look at the mess you've made of my car you Spastic-Koons."
or
Bill: He's driving a bit quickly, Dad.
Jim : It's these Spastic-Koons, son, no respect for rules...

by Cool4Cats May 13, 2008

spastic cabs

A taxi company that ban and/or bar you, and don't know the difference.

Am i banned or am i barred? Who knows, its fucking spastic cabs.

by Megano & Rosco April 4, 2014

Spastic fish

When your homie doesn't kiss you goodnight so you give him an epileptic seizure.

Person 1: He didn't kiss you last night!
Person 2: Don't worry, I gave him a spastic fish.

by Yeetusgoaway55 June 26, 2020