shamblebomb

a shot of 151 dropped into a glass of red bull

Last night I took 3 shamblebombs and the next thing I know I rented a hotel room by my house and tried to bring back a girl I met on the street, but it turns out I just ended up asking the concierge to find me hookers and got security called on me intead.

by HatMan517 October 30, 2011

absolute shambles

The penultimate form of shambles (which could be foreseen by any five year old), caused by the ineptitude of so-called management failing to understand how the job is really done. Sacking all the administrative staff at once will result in an absolute shambles.

The management team thought it was an excellent idea to sack everyone in the administrative grade: "look how much money we will save, aren't we such clever boys and girls!"
The result was of course an absolute shambles because no real work could be done. It was a far bigger shambles than had been created in the past.

by MoLincs November 28, 2011

Shamble

to make a decision by playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors"

We shambled to decide who had to clean up the dog poop.

by stripecat February 19, 2011

turd srambler

a being who gyrates the fecal matter of another human being with their genatallia inserted in the anus

Look at that cum eater over there (Steve Thompson) he is a definite turd srambler!

by BENJAMININO February 23, 2008

in shambles

sport-specific use of the British linguistic import 'shambles,' baby.

emergent from e.g. r/nba, r/soccer, r/hockey and niche running / alt-right site letsrun.

used humorously and sarcastically when a) sportsball expectation doesn't match reality; and b) when a sportsballer or related person / body politic are specifically upset

| Bucks wrecked by Heat. Milwaukee in shambles

| Giannis gets MVP & DPOY. LeBron in shambles

| LeBron drunk tweets. Rich Paul in shambles

by Lou Brown September 19, 2020

Shambley

Getting blacked out and having sex with a random guy/s.

Karissa called me to pick her up in the morning at some guy's house, because she said she got shambley the night before.

by Jim Boners December 28, 2009

Shamble

Verb. To walk with a jerking gait. A shuffle; sometimes unnerving.

The morning after a long bout of drinking, it was all that I could do to shamble to the 'fridge.

There, from the shadowy corner, the zombie shambled. I think I went mad then.

by Excel November 14, 2003