Spade

A messy, antisocial, generally unpleasant girl who moans and complains about everything they encounter in their miserable existence.

Spade spent the entire weekend alone in her room again, surrounded by her own filth.

by cheesy454 October 1, 2022

putting in the spadework

working very hard in an overt fashion at spading so as to achieve a relationship, either short or long term

well I won't score tonight unless I put in the spadework, will I, Peter?

by snicksnacknicerack June 26, 2005

James Of Spades

James Of Spades: Noun

- To Describe or Refer to Someone with Good hair and a style to die for.

The Term Is Also Loosely Used In Slang To refer to someone who is overly attractive in appearence.

Damn , That James Of Spades From Myspace Is Well Cool!

by Jamie W-M December 7, 2006

Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.

I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.

by FelixM13 September 9, 2009

Kate Spade Handbag

Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.

David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.

Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?

Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!

by phallicconnoisseur June 27, 2019

Spade

A offensive nickname for a african american

''oi you fuckin spade why grassin on me!''

by sweet jesus July 21, 2006

Ace of Spades

Aromantic asexual. These are people who feel neither romantic nor sexual attraction.

"So you're an ace of spades? Cool. Me too."

by SylphofRage May 10, 2015