spactacular

Something that could be deemed a bit crap or spazzy, but is also wierdly good or funny.

"You mucked up that dance move, yet is was also very funny. It was spactacular."

"The way that hat is perched on your head is spactacular."

by Hannagh April 17, 2006

spacial profiling

when you have an empty seat next to you on the plane, and you watch everyone getting on board, hoping no fat people sit next to you.

"Dude, I scored a nice window seat on my 6 hour flight, but a fat man ended up sitting in the middle seat next to me. I didn't even see him coming."
"Weren't you spacial profiling?"

by Bryson Taylor January 21, 2010

spazcat

A guy for whom the very act of talking to a girl is like being thrown into a pit of catnip. It gives them an infinite amount of giddy energy they have no idea what to do with and it bubbles out of them in the forms of stutters, physical tics (like bouncy legs and flexing fingers), permagrins, and the worst smalltalk physically possible.

"What is that guy's deal? He looks like he's about to take off into space and he just asked that girl if she likes sunny weather more than gingersnaps!?!"

"Yeah, I know, he's a total spazcat."

by CubistMonk October 19, 2013

spatcasting

The act of quarreling over social media in which innocent bystanders are subjected to petty disagreements. These debacles often occur between angry or disenchanted couples who post remarks intended for their formerly significant other which are then displayed publicly. The posts that are voiced passively and without an explicit reference to the other(s) involved are common and effective ways of displaying hostility.

@Broman38: When a women tells you that you're not the worst fuck she's ever had, that's how you know you've found a keeper.

@DeLaVoX123: When a man cries to the world about what someone said to him, that's how you know you've found a man.

@Edwordia: Can people stop spatcasting and have a fucking conversation please?

by Faux News January 5, 2014

Spactard

Where someone is acting retarded in a spasticated manor.

Look at that weirdo, she's such a spactard.

by Goth. November 7, 2014

spackaging

Packaging that is unnecessary, ridiculous or useless. Such as the film lid on a microwave dinner that does not tear off. Amazon parcel containing a paperclip, but the outer box is the size of a grand piano. Kids toys that require a screwdriver to remove the toy.

Baz, I can't get my bhaji's out of this tub as the lid wont peel off, this spackaging is utter shit
Mummy, I love my new Elsa dolly but this spackaging is stopping me from enjoying her delightful beauty and beguiling song.
Dave, call me an ambulance, I've just slit my wrists trying to get this knife out of this spackaging
June, I can't get this effing cucumber free from this plastic spackaging, all I want is a length of plastic free cucumber

by BikerKim January 3, 2017

spacecated

Adjective:
Abnormally strange and mysterious in nature. Containing many unknown aspects, such as outer space.

Verb:
To have one's previous way of thinking completely changed; to be extremely bewildered by new information and beginning to question one's previous thoughts.

"The ending of that movie spacecated the hell out of me"
"Wow, after using that marijuana I feel very spacecated"

by Shimoon March 13, 2017