sorority formal drunk

sorority formal drunk is a level of drunkness that can be achieved for any event or party. To truely be sorority formal drunk, one must: black out, vandalize property, perfom indecent exposure, reach 2nd base with a minium of 3 people of the opposite sex (consentual or non), cross fade with a combination of other social drugs such as extacy or cocain, vomit/piss in public, and must be forcefully removed from the venue/bar/club/house

BRO hater: Im having a party tonight. dont get too fucked up.

BRO king: Iv'e been drinking since noon, so ill be sorority formal drunk

BRO hater: just dont fuck shit up like last time.

by ASUsigep32 February 25, 2011

soror

A sorority sister

I like Wendy, she’s cool. She’s my soror.

by Realhousewivesofsurvivor October 14, 2020

Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Incorporated

In 1908, Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority became America's first Greek-letter organization established by Black college women. Her roots date back to Howard University, Washington, D.C., where the idea for formation was conceived by Ethel Hedgeman Lyle of St. Louis, Missouri. She viewed the Sorority as an instrument for enriching the social and intellectual aspects of college life by providing mental stimulation through interaction with friends and associates. Through the years, however, Alpha Kappa Alpha's function has become more complex. After her incorporation as a perpetual body in 1913, Alpha Kappa Alpha gradually branched out and became the channel through which selected college-trained women improved the socioeconomic conditions in their city, state, nation, and the world.

In a world in which materialism is pervasive, and technology and competition have decreased the need for collaboration and cooperation, it is critical to have an association that cuts across racial, international, physical, and social barriers to help individuals and communities develop and maintain constructive relationships with others. Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority is that vital organization.

Alpha Kappa Alpha is a sisterhood composed of women who have consciously chosen this affiliation as a means of self-fulfillment through volunteer service. Alpha Kappa Alpha cultivates and encourages high scholastic and ethical standards; promotes unity and friendship among college women; alleviates problems concerning girls and women; maintains a progressive interest in college life; and serves all mankind through a nucleus of more than 170,000 women in the United States, the Caribbean, Europe, and Africa.

Candidacy for membership into Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority is open to women of high ethical and scholastic standards who are pursuing or have completed courses leading to a degree in an accredited college or university. Our official headquarters is in Chicago, Illinois.

That lovely lady joined Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Incorporated in Fall 2001.

by PinkLawGirl08 June 1, 2006

Infant Sorrow

Infant Sorrow is a fictional band created by Russel Brand, or Aldous Snow in the band, for the Movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshal." Also used in "Get Him to the Greek." It uses funny lyrics like "When life slips you a Jeffery, Stroke furry wall" referring to Get Him to the Greek when the main character has smoked a Jeffery and is think he has a heart attack and is told to stroke a furry wall to calm him down, which does not help.

Dude 1: Bro, you see Get Him to the Greek?!

Dude 2: Yeah dude! Awesome movie.

Dude 1: Infant Sorrow is the funniest man ever!

Dude 2: You mean Russel Brand right?

Dude 1: Yeah!

by Infiltrate Dat Ass! July 1, 2010

Sorority Row

A sex position/act involving a banana, a can opener, a camel and at least three witnesses.

There's enough room in Kate's office for a Sorority Row.

by kaleBjergen May 20, 2015

Sorority Girl

Sorority Girl

A dusty ass female who decides to join a group of dumb cunts whom she calls "sisters" when she starts college. This girl is usually unable to find friends and be social by nature, so she must be surrounded by other slut bags like herself to build up confidence and be noticed in the college community. She pays in excess of several hundred dollars to just be part of this group of like minded bitches. On a warmer day, she may wear extra short jean shorts, with her ass sticking out the bottom of course, accompanied by a shirt showing off the letters of the cunt club she's part of. On a night out she will prep by taking many shots with the bitches surrounding her until they cannot stand, this comes into effect approximately 3-4 shots of liquor in. Her low alcohol tolerance is due to the fact that she feeds her body with only water and carrots or celery to maintain an anorexic body type because she believes she is fat. The intelligence level of this girl is the equivalent of a newborn puppy suffering from the most serious cases of Down syndrome. When talking her, she will talk only of material things and get easily distracted by the most minute things, mid conversation. When told a joke or sentence that requires some thought process, the sorority girl will initiate a reaction that the people around her are doing to hide the fact that she did not get what was said.

Some common sayings include:

1) Bitch hold my hair!!

2) I only had one glass of water today and a celery stick, and I'm so full

3) sorority girl 1: I think I'm gonna wake up early tomorrow to hit the gym. (The elliptical of course)

Sorority girl 2: omg you're such an overachiever. I wish I had your motivation.

4) Wait...... What?

by Ginger Tits November 14, 2013

man of constant sorrow

Song on O Brother, Where Art Thou?

I am the man of constant sorrow, Ive seen trouble on the brink.

by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006