couch surfer dude

A couch surfer dude is a dude who surfs couches, doesn't really have his own place, so he sleeps on the couches of various friends till he wears out his welcome, then he finds a new friend with a couch for him to surf

He's been a total couch surfer dude since he came back from LA.

by RazMutant November 17, 2013

Butthole Surfers

People who slide down bannister rails.

Those butthole surfers never take the stairs.

by doibles February 8, 2022

Internet Surfer

Beautiful internet person you fall in love with based off of social media. Will probably never create a real meaningful relationship with then

Found a new internet surfer on Instagram today, way out of my league

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022

The Channel Surfer

When a woman is giving a guy head and her cooter is by his face and she say " I dont care what it is shove it in me " so the guy reaches over and grabs the remote control and quickly shoves it in her love hole , so as to not bring her attention to what it was that was just used to plesure her.

My girlfriend was giving me great head so i performed a new move i learned from my ex called The Channel Surfer.

by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009

butt surfer

a man or woman who desires to fuck people in the ass, both male and female.

My boyfreind love anal sex too much. I know he is just a butt surfer.

by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007

Snurger

To gain erotic pleasure from the sniffing of bicycle saddles.

Tradionally, the snurger would be an old man and the target of his nasal attention would be a saddle recently vacated by a young lady.

"Hey! Stop snurging my saddle, you pervert!"

by Byrone chic chic chamoan November 26, 2007

silver surfer

Someone who is over 50 who uses the Internet, silver meaning the colour of hair commonly associated with the over 50s.

My Dad is a silver surfer.

by James Padgett April 9, 2004