Snowmoboarding

A newly developed sport influenced by wakeboarding and snowboarding - a snowboarder is pulled behind a snowmobile with a pull rope like a wakeboarder, but on a snowboard. The snowboarder can be towed into jumps, rails, or cruise on flat land. Can also be used with skiers. Most often times implemented in areas without hills, such as good ol' Indiana farm boys.

"hey man, I just got a new snowmobile, wanna go snowmoboarding?"

by jhladish January 15, 2009

snow job

A common excuse used almost exclusively by the female gender to prevent from having to perform oral sex on their male partner by convincing said partner that his penis is too immense to comfortably fit in her mouth during oral sex, resulting in nearly as much pleasure to the recipient as an actual orgasm due to massive inflation of their ego.

1. Hey man, did that chick you are dating finally start sucking your cock. Oh, she tried but my dick is way too big!

2. (Girl 1) I really like this new guy that I'm dating but he keeps trying to get me to suck his dick. (Girl 2) All you have to do is tell him that his dick is to big. Trust me he'll love it. I'm a snow job master!

by Bald Monkey September 6, 2016

Snow Job

An often failed attempt at placing positive spin upon unpopular actions performed by the Bush administration. The official "Snow Jobs" will be delivered by Tony Snow of FOX news now that he has accepted the appointment of Press Secretary for the Bush Administration.

"Did you hear the lastest Snow Job about Iran's nuclear intentions?"

by David Durall' May 9, 2006

Snowmobiler

While hittin it from the back grab the girls wrists and pull to them her hips then ride it down the stairs.

I sent this bitch to the dentist cause i gave her a snowmobiler!!

by william murderface May 17, 2007

snow job

Ejaculating into snow and form this snow into a snowball and use it to hit someone in the face

Nick pissed me off so i when we went outside i gave him with a snow job.

by Race God April 17, 2011

snow-job

A snow-job is a blow-job a guy can get while it's snowing.

Matt wants me to go outside with him and give him a snow-job!

by USAF Cadet January 8, 2021

Snow Job

When one dashing Jon Snow gives his lovely lady a downstairs kiss which gets talked about for several episodes ;)

'Oh please darling can I have another snow job tonight?'

by jonsnowwhatababe May 12, 2013