snow day special

A snow day special is when you bust a nut in your hand and snack someone in the face with it

I was just with a girl last night and I gave her a snow day special

by The true facts February 26, 2017

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Snow Day

After a long day, you kick off your shoe and begin to jerk off until you nut into the shoe before it hits the ground. If done correctly your sock should be wet, like stepping into a mound of snow.

Yo bro I had a rough day yesterday, had to pull a snow day to help me through the day. My sock was soaked!

by Helen Keller’s Clit January 19, 2018

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Snow day

When you pull off your shoe and begin to masterbate until you cum in your shoe and put it back on.

Bro I gave myself a snow day, my sock was soaked

by Helen Keller’s Clit January 19, 2018

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Snow day

A sex move where the guy cums into the air and it lands on the females face.

“Dude I totally gave my hook up a snow day last night!”

by Quinn Whyte January 3, 2020

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A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

by Spookimaru January 16, 2024

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