Cum Snorting

When you are about to ejaculate inside the girlfriend but instead pull out and ejaculate into your hand then proceed to snort the cum.

Yo you see my boy Havard he's so strong and full of vigor because of all the cum snorting he does.

by McCheeseSauce June 18, 2023

Shortlining

When you're talking to someone (mostly takes place in online chat conversations) and all they do is respond with the very annoying, aggravating word "Okay." Hence "shortlining." It usually happens when you're talking about something important too.

Joe: Hey how was your day?
Gary: Okay.
Joe: Well, today I went cruising with that girl I like ;)
Gary: Ok.
Joe: ... Well after I got to know her I finally confessed my feelings to her and she said she felt the same way!
Gary: Good.
Joe: ... You know what? Quit shortlining me and fuck you dude if you're not interested.

by wunaduba May 3, 2012

Sand Snorkeling

To give oral sex to a Middle Earsterner or a hobo.

Josh:I heard Adam is into sand snorkeling now.

Katrina:Well if that butters his bicuit.

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

Dad's Snoring

The snoring that your father makes that can cause bad ear damage or worse
The snoring that makes birds fall out of trees and crickets stop chirping

Josh: Hey James, why is everyone walking away from you?
James:...
Josh: Bro why won't you answer me?
Me: Didn't you hear? His Dad's snoring caused him permanent ear damage. Dad's snoring is contagious.

by Ariel Aries April 4, 2021

scooby snorkling

to put ones head inside a vagina, its not very common

"i went scooby snorkling last night"

by jankydank August 8, 2009

snorting pixy stix

when you snort pixy stix like a line of cocaine. very entertaining while still legal. there should be pixy stix whores. pimps wouldnt make enough dough though. fun for sleepovers with friends.

pour pixy stix out on to surface and snort its that simple. CAUTION: burns slightly and leaves a tingly sensation in nostril. you will sneeze after and it will probly come out colored. "bro i was snorting pixy stix last night and i sneezed orange!!!!" :O

by hockeyloverrr December 30, 2010

ass snorkeling

Ass snorkeling is very similar to brown nosing, but to the extremes.

The only reason he's getting that promotion is because he's been ass snorkeling the boss.

by Phour September 18, 2006