An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.
"Hi there Belindas"
"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"
"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"
"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"
"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"
by Spamaco Internationall July 12, 2005
Also known as a french bulldog. This term is used because the dog is stored under your arm and snores continuously.
... your the angry snoring bagpipe
by Gatchabitch March 09, 2021
by eyepatchpete July 26, 2020
by MagiMash March 24, 2016
by Punkazilla April 18, 2015
Someone who is uninteresting, lame, can't take a joke, someone who is not worth your time, etc. It sometimes could refer to a fuck boy.
Friend 1: That boy is no good for you girl.
Friend 2: I know right he dates a lot of girls he is a #snore
Friend 2: I know right he dates a lot of girls he is a #snore
by NewLingo December 21, 2016
"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
by QuacksO September 29, 2019