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Senor Cardgage (pronounced Snore Cardgage)

An older version of strong bad with a beer gut, a combover, a goatee, and a plastic grocery bag which could contain one of the following: Cold pizza, rotten vegtables, the shattered remains of his former life, or melty candy bars that he eats really noisily while standing to close to you in line.
He refers to men as women, and mumbles strange phrases. He runs a mortgage firm.
"Hi there Belindas"

"Hey, m'am, would you care for a slice of gum"

"Pardon me, m'am, could you help an old wintergreen gather his spectacles?"
by Spamaco Internationall October 10, 2006
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Snoring

sleepind disorder (noise made by some while they sleep can be quiet or loud) can happen once in a while or every night
Tigger: What’s Donkey Boy Saying?
*ALF Snoring*
*Pooh and Friends Falls And Screams*
by MayDayMeh June 11, 2018
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Snoring Annie

The Snoring Annie is when your girlfriend is snoring so you put your ball-skin on her mouth and nose so as to simulate jowls on a snoring bulldog.
Katie wouldn't kept me up all night, so around 2 am I gave her a Snoring Annie.
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Snore-addicted

A dumb fatass who snores so loudly, it sounds like a category 10,000 hurricane from 2 rooms away, aka you could use "my dad".
Guy 1: bro i'm tryin to sleep here! What's up with your fucking dad!?
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 9, 2022
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Boner snoring

When you take a Viagra and an ambien at the same time
Dude, I fully when boner snoring last friday and my girl is fully disappointed
by Punkazilla April 17, 2015
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Snore Shore

In Southern Louisiana there is a 24 mile long bridge called the Causeway. On one side is the “south shore” where New Orleans & its suburbs are located.On the other side of the bridge is the “northshore” where the cities of Mandeville & Covington are located. The Northshore is the complete opposite of New Orleans. It is completely void of anything interesting, unique, & fun. The food is bland. The best thing you can do is go sit on the lakefront and miss being in New Orleans. Sleeping out of boredom is the main attribute of the north shore. Thus when someone is driving over the bridge from New Orleans to the north shore, it’s much easier to say, “I’m heading to the snore shore.” Because that’s what you will be doing over there. Snoring. Until you can go back over the bridge.
Heading to the Snore Shore today to be bored out of my mind, pray for me
by Sy-syrup May 5, 2025
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