Snooki

An erection that you are unsure of why you have.

Every time I watch Full House I get a snooki.

by StevieIrwin March 14, 2013

Snooki

A creature short in stature who prays on men at nightclubs. When she is ready to feed she initiates in her rare mating dance only seen when incredibly drunk. But once done the man will only survive by punching it in the face and have time to flee as she slithers away

Person 1:Did you hear how Snooki prays on men like a feisty anaconda

by turtles3 December 31, 2014

Snooki

That footcramp from Hell you get right before falling asleep that has the approximately same staying power as a cockroach. Generally only cured by standing back up out of bed again.

Bro 1: Bro, I was just about to pass out last night when I got the worst Snooki ever!
Bro 2: Bro! Snooki's are the worst! I usually hit mine until they go away.
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I had no choice but to get up and on top of it.

by CTD87 August 2, 2016

Snooki

The stupid cat- I love

Snooki you are a stupid cat, and that is what I love about you

by Elskede Marie<3 June 17, 2019

Snooki

A girl from New Jersey.

Yo! Check out that Snooki over there! Absolute duster!

by ConnorL March 9, 2022

Snooki Note

A note sent to someone to inform them about something, but sent anonymously. The point of the note is to tell someone about something that's going on without them knowing who told them.

Snooki and J-Woww sent a Snooki note to Sam on Jersey Shore

by xxpaulyd October 28, 2010

Snooki Fingers

When one's fingers become orange and sticky after consuming a mass amount of Doritos and/or Cheetos.

Don't touch me homie you got them Snooki Fingers.

by TheMysteriousB October 26, 2011