Snooki
Snooki by StevieIrwin March 14, 2013
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Snooki
A creature short in stature who prays on men at nightclubs. When she is ready to feed she initiates in her rare mating dance only seen when incredibly drunk. But once done the man will only survive by punching it in the face and have time to flee as she slithers away
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Snooki
That footcramp from Hell you get right before falling asleep that has the approximately same staying power as a cockroach. Generally only cured by standing back up out of bed again.
Bro 1: Bro, I was just about to pass out last night when I got the worst Snooki ever!
Bro 2: Bro! Snooki's are the worst! I usually hit mine until they go away.
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I had no choice but to get up and on top of it.
Bro 2: Bro! Snooki's are the worst! I usually hit mine until they go away.
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I had no choice but to get up and on top of it.
Snooki
A girl from New Jersey.
Snooki Note
A note sent to someone to inform them about something, but sent anonymously. The point of the note is to tell someone about something that's going on without them knowing who told them.
Snooki Note by xxpaulyd October 28, 2010
Snooki Fingers
When one's fingers become orange and sticky after consuming a mass amount of Doritos and/or Cheetos.
Snooki Fingers by TheMysteriousB October 26, 2011