Sniffles

Moist anal breaths. They are very taxing physically, but create a truly marvelous aroma.

I had the sniffles so bad that grandma nearly passed out, ha ha!

by Captain Feceous July 20, 2003

sniffilis

1. n. Syphilis of the nose.

2. n. Sniffilis may also be used sarcastically to indicate that an individual's sexually transmitted infection is not as serious as they make it seem.

"Mucous samples indicate that you have contracted the sniffilis."

Loren: "Dude, my junk really itches."
Nathan: "Aw, poor Loren gots the sniffilis."

by hathan narper November 15, 2006

Sniffilis

Syphilis of the nose contracted when nose deep in an already infected sexual partner.

Daniel Tosh contracted sniffilis when he tried to see if Sweet Brown's brown smelled sweet.

by KwTc November 19, 2013

Sniffilis

A runny nose that doesn't budge

Are you coming over

Can't mate caught a dose of sniffilis

by HarlRC February 4, 2025

snifflesh

a cooler way to say sniffles.

I've got the snifflesh.

by Josie J. December 1, 2005

sniffilipit

The feeling you obtain directly before you sneeze. Often a tingling sensation

OMG! That sniffilipit feeling is back! I hate it!

by toastedbagel November 12, 2010

snifflesnort

Eric Turner.

....

Owned*

I was about to finish until I heard a snifflesnort. Shit got weird.

Alt. Example: When you're balls deep and about to get lost, someone walks in and a snifflesnort ensues. The cross between an "Oh, what the fuck that's my sister and holy shit you have a hairy ass."

by t-bone 12? September 22, 2013