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Olden Spiddle

The excess spit or spiddle expelled from an elderly person's mouth. This most frequently occurs while they are retelling long stories from "back in their day." It has been rumored that collecting this olden spiddle and putting it in your boots will bless you with protection from certain outside threats, however, this has never been successfully proven.
Oldman Miller: Back in my day, we didn't have boots like you do, we had to make our boots from scratch, and we had to use charcoal, but the charcoal would go out before you were done...

Crazy Bob: Get the olden spiddle, put it in your boots!
by The_Hawk August 8, 2009
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siddle

tight; sick; damaged; brutal; raw; faught; polar; image; nestea; brittle; penguin; poky; tripped
of all the siddle-ass things to say...
don't siddle, just give me some lovin
that's siddle!
no siddle?
by raw October 20, 2003
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dick spiddle

The Pre-Cum of Ejaculation or a nick name for a guy who runs his mouth to much
you dat nikka is a real dick spiddle... always got something to say
by LeeSkeeSkeet November 19, 2007
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Sniddies

Refers to Tiddies on a snake, or the breasts of a flat-chested woman.
“I tried to slap her sniddies but the target was too small
by Christopher Foter February 28, 2020
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shiddler

Dear heavens you really are the shiddler
by Big bogus December 26, 2021
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Skiddles

1.) Skid marks (short to long steaks of manure) left at the bottom of a toilet bowl, normally a result of a dry dump' (manure evacuation devoid of proper water or moisture). 2.) Spackling of manure as the result of either diarrhea, extremely propelled pieces of dung, or, simply summer splashing (water and other local substances in a toilet bowl that splash one's buttocks, genitals and under thighs). 3.) Marks are normally as described in 1.) and are usually found within the surface of the toilet bowl, or the underneath rim. However, in certain cases it entails also the underside of a toilet seat, the top of the rim, and, or, the top side behind the toilet seat itself. 4.) A derogatory term used in place of the word dingleberry, or, dingleberries, inclusively.
Illegal Alien Hotel Workers: "Ay, caramba! That Gringo left mucho 'skiddles' in the crapper!!"

Maintenance Order: "Oh, by the way, Tom. When you clean the offices after hours, would you mind getting all those 'skiddles' in the execuive restroom? I appreciate it!" Said mister Ballebusder before leaving for the day.

Housewife Commiseration: "I love my husband with all my heart, but I just wish for once that he'd stop leaving so many damned 'skiddles' in the crapper! It's geee rosssss!"

High School Gossip: "Man! That Joey burned me when I bought grass from him. He's a real 'skiddles'!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 13, 2008
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Siddle

1. A weird friend, aquaintance, or person.

2. Somebody who doesnt fit in.

3. Someone who is awkward no matter what they're doing, They'll always be awkward.
Examples:
Ex. 1:Yo man, why you standing there like a siddle?

Ex. 2: What the fuck is wrong with you? I was about to get some pussy then you came in here looking like siddle.

Ex. 3: Why do you hang out with siddle?

Ex. 4: Fuck man, Why are you acting a siddle?

Ex. 5:

Guy1:Haha, look at that weird guy.
Guy2:Yea man, thats definately a siddle.

Ex. 6:

Guy1: Alright man im gunna go home for lunch.
Guy2: What the hell man? Im not gunna sit here and eat lunch all alone like siddle..Fuck.
by Cupcakez October 26, 2010
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