Shore Shower

Spraying your entire body and clothing with perfume as opposed to taking an actual shower

"Snookie are you gonna shower?"
"No time, I'll just take a shore shower"

by Snooks123 June 20, 2012

snoreagraph

When on a forum, website or just in general and someone types out something so long winded it puts you to sleep.

"Yo nigga, I was reading your post on the forum, but fell asleep halfway thru that snoreagraph"

by sweet dick keesee September 15, 2009

Rodeo Snore

To clasp a third parties nose shut for greater than eight seconds to prevent extreamly loud snoring

Steve was snoring extreamly loud.

Karl said, "dude, stop that mother fucker from snoring"

John held Steve's nose shut for 8 seconds.

Lands said, "shit man, you have just gave him the rodeo snore"

by Richard13510 March 7, 2008

lake shore drive

An abbreviation for LSD (Lake Shore Drive)

“Let’s take a trip down Lake Shore Drive”

by HankHill69 December 9, 2018

Snorelet

The calm, low-decibel snore your spouse makes while drifting off to sleep, after which follow the cacophonous thunder snorts that rattle the whole fucking bed and knock the pictures off the walls.

It wasn't long before I heard the first snorelet, which sent me reaching for the earplugs.

by Rollo & Biff January 7, 2008

JERSEY SHORE CONDOM FAIRY

When you pick up a chic at a bar, bring her home, bang her and then put the used condom under your roommates pillow.

After I was done with that bitch last night, Jim got a visit from the Jersey Shore Condom Fairy.

by bub c October 20, 2006

Jersey Shore Barrier

The act of physically placing the entire cast of Jersey Shore in a triangular formation, just like bowling pins, at the entrance or exit ramp to any major freeway to buffer the damages from any potential accident. (It is recommended to have plenty of taffy and hair cair products to keep their interest while they are in said formation)

Hey Tommy I just set up another Jersey Shore barrier by the Lincoln Tunnel.Those kids are dumb as tree trunks. God willing someone's been drinking way too much to drive and swerves left and puts us all out of our misery. Plus, I threw a couple spike stips out there to kind of help our odds.!

by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011