snarf

A guy who derives pleasure from running around sniffing girls' bicycle seats. (Not to be confused with a "twerp").

"Do you know what a twerp is? When I was in Shortridge High School in Indianapolis 65 years ago, a twerp was a guy who stuck a set of false teeth up his butt and bit the buttons off the back seats of taxicabs. (And a snarf was a guy who sniffed the seats of girls' bicycles.)

-- Kurt Vonnegut, in "A Man Without a Country".

by Dinkum August 13, 2013

snarf snarf

A word spoken in frustration or for no reason at all. Usually preceeded by a hrrrmm or a mmm and spoken in an alien voice.

Ryan: Tara go do that Shit.

Tara: hrrrrmm...snarf snarf...

by Tara the G July 3, 2005

snarf your turtle

1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...

1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"

by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006

snarfle

noun -- a nasal sound made while eating and breathing at the same time; a sound made while consuming edibles; a disturbing, aural display of food consumption

i.e. Dude, that snarfle you just made sounded fucking sick. Don't snarfle like that anymore, dude. - snar·fl·er; snar·fl·ee

by Kunami Mata June 7, 2005

snarfin'

Eating as if there is no tommorrow; almost to the point of inhaling your food.

Quit snarfin' down your food like a maniac!

by Daniel Kimbril October 8, 2006

Snarls Barkley

When a persons hair becomes almost impossible to brush or comb due to tightly formed snarls close to the scalp.

"Ouch! Goddammit, my hair's all Snarls Barkley again!"

by Jesse Jamison January 23, 2009

snarfel

The act of blowing air thru the mouth while press against someone’s stomach, resulting in the classic bubbly fart noise.

I gave her a snarfel when she least expected it.

by JJames September 17, 2005