Santa

The fattest, oldest pimp this side of the north pole.

Santa has three hoes. Damn that's jolly.

by Skin-Nerd August 6, 2005

Santalian

A person who is a follower of the Santalianism religion. They worship Lord Santa Clause and all things Christmas. Candy canes are the highest religious symbol and must be displayed at the head of every workshop (or what Christians know as a church). When a Santalian dies, they believe that if they are good and get on the "list" they will be rewarded with an eternity in the North Pole- frolicking with the elves and Narwhals and drinking hot cocoa with Mrs. Clause will be a common occurrence. Abraham Lincoln will be there as well... yes he was a Santalian.

A Santalian will often be found wearing red, and will smell of evergreen trees and all things sweet.

by Santa Believer July 6, 2010

Santa Rosa Academy

The Shittiest School in all of Southern California. The only thing that's worst than the football team is the insomnia that comes with your crammed schedule. Its an absolute shit hole. All the rich preppy kids there all have depression. The only good thing there is the pep rallies and the 4 periods a day schedule. If you go there you will agree with all said or will be a Gay Adjacent and disagree with everything said above.

Bro#1: Bro did you here about Santa Rosa Academy?

Bro#2: No Bro, What?

Bro#1: Their Football Team went 3-8 last season
Bro#2: Damn bro, I think the browns had a better season than them.

by Yogi's higher than a kite February 13, 2019

Santanaphobia

the fear of anyone named santana

person one: oh look its santana!

person with Santanaphobia : AHHHHHH! where?! you gotta get me outa here

by Salem'sLegacy898 March 6, 2021

Walmart Santa

The act of placing random objects in other people's shopping carts.

Bobs: "How was shopping on Black Friday?"
Kyle: "It was cool. I played Walmart Santa, and a woman chased after me when she found the acorn I left in her cart."

by Sparkyb9875 December 16, 2008

Alabama Santa

When an uncle or other relative gets drunk on Southern Comfort, dresses up like Santa and proceeds to punch the clown until he empties his sack all over a tree he dragged into the trailer. This has been known to take place any time of year.

Skeeter: Dang son, uncle Cletus done put on his uniform again. Is it July 4th already?

Mudd: Naw peckerhead it's October. Grab the camcorder Skeet we bout ta witness us an Alabama Santa. Ima post it on my facebook. It'll be a real online hootenanny.

Skeeter: Be careful man I got done banned for posting up me and my cousin Trixie doin a Minnesota Manicure on aunt Ginnys timeline.

by geederd December 12, 2021

Attack On Santa

Another version of Attack On Titan, but better! Titan santa and his giant reindeer are out killing humans for eating his cookies.

Santa Titan: YOU ATE MY COOKIES!

Armin: No! I didn't eat your cookies!
Santa Titan: WHO DID THEN?
Reindeer Titan: Yum! *Eats some*
There is Attack On Santa!

by Kitty_Sama April 14, 2017