Blue Haired Smoothie

Refers to a blow job given by an elderly woman, usually a "cougar". The smoothie refers to the womans "smooth" gums and the texture of the man's semen . This term is regional, and is used commonly around the "Villages" in Central Florida.

I saw Steve getting a blue haired smoothie down by the gazebo. Wow, she must have been eighty something!

by tarnished_man September 13, 2010

Smaste

When you're so high that smells and tastes unite to form one greater, stronger sense: smaste.

High Person 1: Dude, do you smaste that?
High Person 2:Yeah dude, it smastes great.

by JumboJimbo January 31, 2017

Suave Smooth

Local Palm Beach County rapper, with great hits like gangstas and thugs, back up florida edition and make it happen. Has worked with 8ball and M.J.G., Trick Daddy, Triple J, and others.

"Who's the king of palm beach county rap?" "Suave Smooth str8 outta the 561."

by 561balla July 5, 2007

smooth as eggs

When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers

"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"

by *ChRiStA* May 4, 2006

Compton's Most Wanted

MC Eiht's crew

"G'yeah, fool, take a hike I got no time for your late night hype"

by FrenchLascar187 February 14, 2004

smooth cat

When a guy is on top of his game and every thing he says and does is impressive to the ladies

Patrick was bieng a smooth cat last night at the bar.

by shARk! February 23, 2017

Smooth Trooper

A certain trooper who is smooth and LOVES YO MAMMAS FLAP-JACKS

SMOOTH TROOPER LOVES YO MAMMAS FLAP-JACKS

by Shakenblake February 19, 2009