Road smear

An animal that has been smeared across the road by a motor vehicle.

Dude, I just made road smear out of this bunny rabbit on I-95!

by Alex Dumpance June 29, 2009

smaragda

Only the coolest person known to mankind. May also be called "Panchito"

Man, Smaragda is fucking cool dude.

by Smaragda March 30, 2005

smearing out

When someone does something completely out of context and diverts the attention to themselves negatively.

yo hes smearing out right now, he just bit the bogey in half and now he is humping the floor...in front of all these chicks

by Omniscient Bystander December 15, 2010

smearys

Semi-liquid condiments. Things like catsup, mustard, mayonaise, hot sauce, miracle whip, or any combination or variation, spread on sandwiches.

I'd like a a regular hamburger. No smearys, please. I don't like smearys.....

by Dennis Potempa February 25, 2006

smear the pink

To wipe with a gurgling, strained and pathetic force your penis head across a womans depressed vagina lips, there in lies the pinkedness, whilst looking her in the eyes in a non impressed manner and assuming she wants to sleep on the loveseat afterwards due to the fact you don't drive, cant get her home and sleep on a couch yourself.

Jeffrey likes to smear the pink in the living room nightly.

by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012

swearage

The use of swear words. To include swear words in speech or in the written form

This story contains much swearage....

We'll have no swearage of that sort here..

by Iammilkman September 9, 2005

chap smearing

The act of smearing chapstick over a lightglobe, turning it on, and watching it melt. Done by people with no life and too much chapstick. Mainly sugar-high teens

Whoah...that is some pretty hardcore melting
yeah, this is chap smearing to the extreme.

by Mullac February 29, 2008