smarty

A person trying to act smart but ending up being an idiot.

Don't try to be a smarty. Act smart.

by Gopherullas November 13, 2011

smarty-pants

1. (n) a smart aleck
2. (n) a person who knows that the word "lul-a-bye" comes from the Saxon words “lul,” meaning "to sing," and “bye,” meaning "to sleep," and then brags about it in the weekly email newsletter.

Example: Kristy is such a smarty-pants.

by Footnotes editor March 19, 2006

Smitty Werbenjeggermanjensen

The guy from Spongebob.

He was #1!

by Luka April 22, 2004

Smattoo

Writing or drawing on flesh with a crayon made from a frozen poo (Alaskan Pipeline).

After Brenda had butt-fumbled Martin with the Alaskan Pipeline she split the end and wrote her initials on his sweaty back as he wept with dirty shame.

"Oh what a lovely Smattoo you have." Said little Hongdu as he looked on from his secure box.

by MagicJoey May 25, 2013

smutty bitch

A dirty bitch that is normally depicted in a graphic smut fiction novel or who has been painted and is now a work of art.

Man that Mona Lisa is one Smutty Bitch!

by lyw snoodle February 7, 2014

smartyr

a person persecuted for their superior intelligence

His intellect made most people uncomfortable so he lived alone - shunned as a smartyr.

by capsaxcat August 16, 2014

Smatter ye

Cross word between smack and batter

Stop it now or I'll smatter ye

by Catherine the bae October 29, 2017