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Smasting

Smaste-Ing. An adjective, to smaste. Typically brought on by an indulgence in narcotics, usually Marijuana.

Ideal places to smaste include trees, lagoons, beaches, parks.

Ideal items to test your smasting skills on include coke in a can, chocolate in wrappers, your own finger (NOT after placement in certain orifices) and cheese.
J: "Dude! I'm totally smasting those leaves!"
B: "Yeah... We're stoned."
by jayseven May 5, 2005
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smorting

Flirting out side of the restaurant when you are smoking. Also, numbers of "smortings" will increase after smoking has been forbidden in public places by government.
-"Man, you said you are going to smoke outside, we almost finish with dinner!!, where were you at?"
- "Sorry dude! I was smorting" :)

Or

-"Where did you get acquainted with your wife?"
-"At smorting.."
by hakanustis July 20, 2009
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sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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Snarting

When you sneeze and fart at the same time.
I was going to get a slurpee, but started snarting.
by Not-Funny Hunny August 7, 2011
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Happy starting

Hand job before starting massage. Opposite of happy ending.
Not only did Manuel receive a happy ending at the Golden Palm Massage Parlor but a happy starting as well!
by jlshater October 4, 2011
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Sharting Asshole

Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.
Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.
by Jondavid March 2, 2005
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suck hard like the starting line

something or someone that doesn't really suck too bad, but you like to pretend does.
by Oprah Noodlemantra March 13, 2004
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