Spartan'd

The total destruction of a persons self esteem via the motion and dialogue derived from the movie, "300". Warning: Being Spartan'd can result in destruction of self esteem and physical and/or mental bruising.

TJ: Can we get this line moving? This is madness how slow this is...
Eric: Madness..? THIS IS SPARTA!! *kicks TJ*
TJ: :( I've just been spartan'd...

by Archduke of Wellington October 5, 2009

Spartan jukebox

Swedish term referring to the act of penetrating ones crush from behind, while wearing a spartan helmet and singing famous songs from the 60’s such as Good Vibrations. At the moment of ejaculation, the man shouts out the simple term: ”THIS IS SPARTA!”.

Friend: Hey man, wanna chill tonight?

You: Nah, bruh. Imma meet up with Greta tonight to perform the Spartan Jukebox

Friend: Habibi, good luck my nibba

by hshsba October 17, 2019

smaran

smaran is the coolest, best person to ever live. He is sexier and more wonderful than Hari

Smaran is the sexier than Hari and also happens to be more wonderful than Hari

by carbon_fibre November 5, 2021

Spartanburg pour

A comically large glass of wine, often exceeding 8oz

Dan I’ve had a long day, give me a Spartanburg pour.

by Cranberry1890 May 27, 2023

spartan kick

A mighty kick during which the kicker stands on one leg, while bending the other leg up against the body before thrusting it forward with conviction. Often used to kick unfriendly black people into pits as seen in the movie 300.

Tequila does not agree with Carbs, so he Spartan Kicked a big dent into that crappy PT cruiser.

by Zacheryy March 26, 2007

spartanthumb

jamming your thumb up a chicks ass

damn that chick is fine!id give that bitch the spartanthumb.

by jesse and gary January 7, 2008

spartan helmet

when a man is above a women and puts his penis right in between the eyes, on the nose so it looks like the front of a spartan helmet

I cheated on Scott, so i let him give me the ol' spartan helmet

by Sean Barrett March 17, 2007