Small-town Aberzombie Bros and Hoes

small-town aberzombie bros and hoes are defined as university students that hail from small towns that you have never heard of, such as Porcupine, Ontario, and the like, who only wear abercrombie and hollister, because when they make "shopping trips to the big city", these are seen as "new and hip stores from the states"; the 'hoes' part comes from the Thursday-Saturday nights when the girls of guelph congregate in the downtown core of Guelph wearing nothing but perhaps a belt as a dress - these girls typically refer to themselves as "Whore Zone." no word of a lie.

Whore Zone member #1: "Hey Hoe, can i like, wear this bra as a dress?"

Whore Zone member #2: "Oh Ma Gawd!! Like, totes magotes, Hoe!!!! You look soo delish. Every bro in guelph is gonna wanna taaaap thaaat!!!!"

Whore Zone member #1: "Thanks betch!!"

By-stander: "Ew, look at those small-town aberzombie bros and hoes doing the nasty in van goghs... vom dot com."

by notamemberofwhorezone May 4, 2009

smalltowngames

Small twitch streamer, idiotic opinions on the officer class, deserves to have a big juicy ban hammer crammed down his throat

SmalltowNGames has controversial opinions that many people don't like.

by koalaman5 September 26, 2018

small town wonder

A musician who is well known in his or her own small town. This applies to local musicians who are starting out their career and making it big later in life.

He was a small town wonder will big dreams.

by The Ferocious Whomper June 19, 2017

small town canceled

when an individual does or says something that causes a group of people to judge, reject, or “cancel” them on a small scale; from canceling, but in an interpersonal group or small community, like a school or workplace

A: Did you hear that Mark cheated on Lucy?
B: Yeah, and now no one’s talking to him. He’s totally small town canceled.

by annakendricksballs October 21, 2022

city boy's small town

A large town or small city with a population between about 6,000 and 30,000. Such an area is often called a "small town", inaccurately, by people from much bigger cities. A resident of a true small town knows that "small" means having fewer than five restaurants and socializing in the only grocery store's parking lot.

William: "This small town doesn't have Olive Garden, there is only one Starbucks, and the mall is only one level!"

Chris: "You're in a city boy's small town. Where I'm from, girls put on makeup and fix their hair before going to Waffle House."

by Lavender12 June 19, 2015

Smallstones

One who thinks highly of himself when obviously he is not. He may also try to fit in and fail.

Wow look at that smallstones i wish i was him... Oh wait NOPE!

by C Phibs May 28, 2010

Small Town Beautiful

A beautiful woman but with an awful personality from a small town. Happens because the rare beauty queen of a small town never gets called out on her bad behavior ruining her.

Brittney's small town beautiful, she's a bitch to everyone, but all 'em country boys chasing after her don't care they just wanna bang her.

by brothersister_creativity July 27, 2018