shankster

a person who stabs sumbody with a knife.

i'm a pure shankster,homee.

by Pooyt December 22, 2005

Cracker Smacker

The act of a black person beating up a white person.

Damn homie, Jamal really put a cracker smacker on that cashier at Baskin Robbins.

by Murphy Llama January 17, 2004

Smacktard

A name believed to have originated from in game chat sessions within the immensely popular online game Battlefield 1942 (EA 2002). The name is applied to individuals who talk too much "smack" to the point where others might conclude that they are mentally challenged individuals (derogatory "tard").

Player_Newb: you homo, go f*@k your mother.
Player_Newb: you can all suck my di#k!

Vaderhater: Shut the hell up Smacktard!

by Money$hot July 22, 2004

Laptop Smacker

modern version of the term "kufi smacker/slapper". Started by Kaedaq in 2009.

1. To slap ones laptop off of its resting place (desk, lap, etc) in the owner's prescence so that it crashes to the floor and causes the owner great distress.

Also used to refer to any other phone/pda device that allows people to say ridicouls things online.

guy1: you think you thug? i'll be there in 2 minutes to slap your fuckin laptop

guy2: oh you're hard eh? a fuckin laptop smacker huh? well come to--

(housebell rings)

by Yadog May 29, 2009

Slickster

The king of his and your castle. The man that runs the plans and wraps circles around your best mans. The almighty king of ooh's and aaah's. The master of smooth melodies in a time of need.

Shit man, there goes the Slickster!

Do you know who that is? No. It's the Slickster!

Watch out baby, I'm the Slickster.

by Senor Chodes January 19, 2005

smacktard

A person that says or does things so unbelievably stupid that you feel the burning urge to smack them (repeatedly) upside the head.

Jim: Hey Bob, did you know that Mr. T was actually white?
Bob: (walks over, smacks Jim across the head) You fucking smacktard, do you even know what you're saying?

by Baron Von Kristophe June 1, 2007

Shankster

Someone who tries to constantly take advantage and get into a person's wallet.

My dads a shankster, every time we go out I have to float the bill.

by Ashbert November 25, 2020